i couldn't resist...

i saw this tonight on Leno, and of course my favorite,The Soup, has already tackled it... but i just had to post for those of you who missed it on either one of those shows...

i've now watched this maybe 10 times- and i cant stop laughing- or 'loffing' as they say in this ... and what i laugh at is not the absurdity of the dad tickling this little toy and its penis rising- i laugh at when the dad says "he's loffing" and at the end "naughty naughty naughty" with the british accent... ridiculously amazing...

professionalism...

to everyone who has already seen this & heard the story, i apologize... i just LOVE this and for some reason - this never gets old to me... so, my mom goes to the store and orders a blank birthday cake for my sister... she tells the girl behind the counter she would like it to read "happy birthday corey" ... the girl says no problem and that it will take a few minutes... my mom does a little more shopping while waiting and returns back to the bakery counter to pick it up... the girl hands her this and says 'i hope this is okay- i've never written on a cake before' !!!!!!!!!!!!
now- i love this cake... i think its the absolute greatest cake i've ever seen in my life... but don't you think it would have been wise for the girl to give my mother the heads up first? i wonder if she told my mom it would look like a blind third grader wrote it, if she would have gone ahead with it anyway??? hmmmm

look of the day...

this look of the day goes out to J.O. aka F.J.
blossom russo had her fair share of unique wardrobe moments- most involved oversized floral dresses, printed overalls, and ungodly hats with a flower of some sort... here she is much more refined in a madonna inspired menswear look... its working for her...
on a side note-how absurd is it that someone actually thought mayim bialik could pass for an italian?!?

look of the day...(hair edition)

i had this hairstyle down pat... my dad referred to it as 'the wave' and always thought i spent way too much time in the bathroom trying to achieve it... i'm thinking about bringing it back...

and another one...

the importance of a good bassline... it doesn't matter if its a flaming disco queen, a cock hungry bitch, or a 90's one hit wonder... snufalupagus could put a track over this and it would work...

it's been a while...

been a minute... i had a visitor distracting me from my usual daily distraction... this. the above picture is dedicated to the only person who may have noticed i hadn't been writing and the message is two-fold... actually, maybe three. 1/ you know who you are 2/ the gesture is for not hanging out as of late 3/ has nothing to do with you- but i didnt realize this was a vibrator until after i saved the image to my desktop. typical...

the L train...

sorry williamsburg- there are plenty of things i truly enjoyed about you... but the L train weekend fashion show was a travesty... you could catch most groups of girls looking like the bangles here at their worst... add a dreamcatcher earring some bad tattoos... next stop lorimer...